I spent the last 6 weeks trying to get a US Student Visa, and now the government shuts down. Convenient? Yes. Coincidence? I think not. 

JUST LET ME IN GODDAMMIT, I’M A GOOD CITIZEN, SURE I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET, BUT I AM COMPLETELY LAW ABIDING. I DONT EVEN JAYWALK. I do download tv illegally but everyone does that.